I was scouring the web for photos of red roses while I was updating my
wedding planning blog, and stumbled upon these
fantastically beautiful deathly scary
Scooby Doos:

What they have to do with roses I have no idea. They look neither delicate nor soft, and frankly, they strike me as something Smurfette would buy...

if she were considering
binding disfiguring her feet...

Hear me wretch...